Kat House Art is made for people who collect art rather than follow trends — and who enjoy being a little different.
Meet the Characters
They had agreed to attend the function, look completely magnificent for precisely twelve minutes, and then leave without telling a single soul.
It wasn’t that they disliked society. They simply found the neighbourhood gossip exhausting and the champagne decidedly subpar.
Original Kat Yates artwork · 240 GSM heavyweight cotton · Small-run printing
Penelope was entirely convinced she had left the oven on.
She hadn't, of course.
She was currently standing at an upscale garden party in Ascot, dressed in her finest multicoloured feathers and strikingly vibrant plumage.
Just like her.
Original Kat Yates artwork · 240 GSM heavyweight cotton · Small-run printing
By all accounts, it was a highly clandestine, late-night assembly.
Cats and tropical fish don't typically strike midnight alliances, let alone form executive sub-committees. Yet here they were, emerging from the shadows to debate topics of absolute insignificance around a lone wooden stool.
Original Kat Yates artwork · 240 GSM heavyweight cotton · Small-run printing
He had explicitly asked for the direct route, yet here they were, hopelessly detoured near the botanical gardens.
Perched aloft like a tiny, highly critical general in a golden crown, he refused to stop issuing directions, despite possessing absolutely no sense of orientation.
A spectacular masterclass in unnecessary supervision.
Original Kat Yates artwork · 240 GSM heavyweight cotton · Small-run printing
She doesn’t walk to the local cafe; she stages a tactical operation on the pavement.
Flanked by her two miniature, fiercely demanding apprentices, she navigates the morning rush with a brilliant clash of polka dots, bold crimson stripes, and a level of caffeinated confidence that cannot be taught.
A masterclass in family dynamics, flawless coordination, and surviving school drop-off in style.
Original Kat Yates artwork · 240 GSM heavyweight cotton · Small-run printing
Delphine had standards.
If you are going to strut, you might as well do it in custom crimson lace-up leather boots. It doesn’t matter if the wings are a little dishevelled or the feathers are unbrushed—as long as the footwear communicates absolute, unyielding authority.
Life is far too short for sensible shoes.
Original Kat Yates artwork · 240 GSM heavyweight cotton · Small-run printing
Trevor was only supposed to be popping down to the local bakery for a loaf of artisanal sourdough.
He didn’t expect the wind to catch his plumage so aggressively, nor did he plan on hyper-analyzing his entire financial portfolio while standing in the cafe queue. Trevor will meet it head-on in his favorite orange-heeled boots.
A spectacular celebration of untamed energy, fabulous stripes, and managing the madness in style.
Original Kat Yates artwork · 240 GSM heavyweight cotton · Small-run printing
Nigel has been monitoring the neighborhood fence heights since 7:00 AM, and he is utterly appalled.
He has an opinion on your lawn choice, an unsolicited critique of your architectural renovations, and an absolute zero-tolerance policy for loud lawnmowers on a Sunday.
A spectacular masterclass in local surveillance and unyielding attitude.
Original Kat Yates artwork · 240 GSM heavyweight cotton · Small-run printing
Have Something Else In Mind?
Love the characters, but want something that’s completely your own?
I take on a limited number of commissions for original Kat House Art pieces — from wonderfully odd birds and cats to personal pieces created around a story, personality or idea.
Whether it’s a painting for your home, a special gift, or an original artwork created especially to wear, we can create something uniquely yours.
Commissions are quoted individually depending on size and complexity.